John Kerry Will Not Be Denied

When John Kerry succeeded Hillary Clinton as secretary of state in February, Clinton's emotional departure from the State Department received blanket media coverage. Kerry's arrival received next to none.

"So here's the big question before the country and the world and the State Department after the last eight years," Kerry said in a speech to State Department employees on his first day on the job. "Can a man actually run the State Department? I don't know."

As the crowd roared with laughter, Kerry pushed the joke too far.

"As the saying goes," he said, "I have big heels to fill."

Nearly three weeks later, Kerry's first foreign-policy speech as secretary, an hour-long defense of diplomacy and foreign aid, was a flop. The Washington Post gave it 500 words. The New York Times ignored it. (He was also accused of accidentally inventing a new country called "Kyrzakhstan," an apparent conflation of Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan.)